Squids are totally pathetic. HELP!?

He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Squidward Tentacles. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even. whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend, Sandy , who was totally gorgeous. But then she moved to Indiana, and Squidward was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Sandy, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like "Squidward, I can't invite you because I think you're a homosexual." I mean, I couldn't have a homosexual at my party. There were gonna be guys there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a homosexual! So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.

Chronic Cough Problems?

My mother has a chronic cough that sometimes gives her shortness of breath. This happened largely because she was exposed to second-hand smoke for most of her life. And I was just wondering if ginseng is good for the lungs so that she can breathe better. Also, she has high blood pressure as well due to stress. Is it still safe for her to use ginseng for her chronic cough even though she has high blood pressure? Thanks

My wife has gotten to fat and gross and disgusting for me to bear?

I spend 700 bucks a week on groccies and she eats it all right away. She lays in bed all day and farts poops and pees and burps all day while eating. I want to divorce her but people keep judging me saying I'm cruel. Everyday I just get more and more disgusted with her she even eats in the middle of sex she can't walk and she smells soooo bad cause she never bathes.

Can I bathe a guinea pig?

yes I've had a guinea pig and we got shampoo from petco (or you could go to petsmart) and then we bathed him in a sink. hope this helps!

How can I tell my brother that his gf likes me?

I'm 14 and my brother is 16. My brother has a girlfriend that is also 16 and I think she likes me. Ever since they have been going out, she has been staring at me. She has tried to kiss me 1 time and she pulled my bathing suit down and actually touched my junk in the pool once too. I don't even like her or find her attractive but she won't leave me alone! I feel really badly, like I'm hurting my brothers relationship. How do I tell my brother that this is happening without hurting him or their relationship? Thanks

Know of any potent aphrodisiacs?

My partner and I have been curious about aphrodisiacs and would like to know if there are any very potent ones? We know that Hollywood really over plays these things, however, we know it doesn't hurt to ask anyway. I've read about natural aphrodisiacs and that ginseng is one of the more powerful/widely used ones along with medications such as bremelanotide, though neither of us have found any very potent things that cause serious arousal/sensitivity. We are also aware of false "aphrodisiacs" such as weed, Spanish fly, and GHB. We know Viagra is not an aphrodisiac, but have yet to try it. Any suggestions? Has Hollywood blown this way out of proportion?

Which Bathing Suit Do You Like Better? (pictures)?

2! It had a lot of fun colors and it's perfect for summer! You could match the multicolor top with a solid color bottom, like black or a color that matches the top. I don't like the first one because there's too much going on. Ruffles and lots of colors is a little too much. Hope this helps!